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Jeff “Joker” Moreau Dialog

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Conversation key
nor20_joker_dlg
Packages
  • Aleutsk Valley — Main area — Design, gameplay, and Kismet logic BIOA_ICE25_00_DSG
    BIOA_ICE25_00_DSG_LOC_INT.pcc
  • BIOA_LAV00
    BIOA_LAV00_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Normandy Interior — Streamed subarea — Design, gameplay, and Kismet logic BIOA_NOR10_01_DSG
    BIOA_NOR10_01_DSG_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Normandy Interior — Streamed subarea — Design, gameplay, and Kismet logic BIOA_NOR10_03_DSG
    BIOA_NOR10_03_DSG_LOC_INT
  • Klensal — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC10_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC10_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Xawin — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC11_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC11_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Mavigon — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC13_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC13_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Antibaar — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC17_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC17_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Trebin — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC20_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC20_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Rayingri — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC21_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC21_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Altahe — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC24_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC24_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Edolus — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC25_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC25_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Chohe — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC30_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC30_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Amaranthine — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC31_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC31_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Nonuel — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC42_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC42_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Luna — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC51_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC51_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Asteroid X57 — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC52_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC52_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Agebinium — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC53_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC53_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Presrop — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC54_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC54_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Solcrum — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC55_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC55_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Tuntau — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC61_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC61_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Nepheron — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC62_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC62_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Metgos — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC71_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC71_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Nepmos — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC73_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC73_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Nodacrux — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC80_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC80_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Chasca — Planet surface — Level layout BIOA_UNC81_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC81_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Ontarom — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC82_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC82_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Casbin — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC83_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC83_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Eletania — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC84_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC84_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Sharjila — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC90_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC90_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Binthu — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC92_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC92_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
  • Maji — Main area — Level layout BIOA_UNC93_00_LAY
    BIOA_UNC93_00_LAY_LOC_INT.pcc
Organization
Conversation graph; additional records grouped by package, then speaker

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BIOA_ICE25_00_DSGConversation export #32
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_LAV00Conversation export #32
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_NOR10_01_DSGConversation export #45
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC10_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC11_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC13_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC17_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC20_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC21_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC24_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC25_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC30_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC31_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC42_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC51_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC52_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC53_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC54_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC55_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC61_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC62_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC71_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC73_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC80_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC81_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC82_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC83_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC84_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC90_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC92_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
BIOA_UNC93_00_LAYConversation export #31
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMessage coming in. Patching it through.E0 · string 145711 · conditional 1060:1 · transition 3649:0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAw, damn it. No sign of pursuit? I was hoping the Council would send some ships after us.E1 · string 151828 · conditional 1211:-1 · transition 4041:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI was looking forward to putting the Normandy through its paces. Figured I'd get to see what this ship can really do.E2 · string 1518294 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

The mission's not over yet.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there. Maybe we'll get a chance to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

File location
Response
Reply R2, from link 1
Wheel string
151900
Spoken string
151863
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou know, it doesn't seem like much fun when you say it, Commander. So, you need something?E3 · string 1518306 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

How'd you get your nickname?

Shepard says

Why does everyone call you Joker?

File location
Response
Reply R17, from link 1
Wheel string
151903
Spoken string
151866
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIt's a lot shorter than saying Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau. Plus, I love to make little children laugh.E21 · string 1518342 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

That's no answer.

Shepard says

You're dodging the question.

File location
Response
Reply R18, from link 1
Wheel string
151908
Spoken string
151867
Jeff “Joker” MoreauLook, I didn't pick the name. One of the instructors in flight school used to bug me about never smiling. She started calling me Joker, and it stuck.E22 · string 1518355 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

Tell me about your disease.

Shepard says

I need to know more about this Vrolik's Syndrome if I'm putting my ship in your hands.

File location
Response
Reply R23, from link 2
Wheel string
151904
Spoken string
151872
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOf course you do. It's an extremely rare condition. Nobody knows exactly what causes it. Genetic, maybe. It's treatable, but there's no cure.E26 · string 151839
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey classify my case as moderate to severe. I was born with over a dozen fractures - hips, thighs, ankles. My bones were already breaking in the womb.E27 · string 152074
Continues at: A hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

I just want to talk.

Shepard says

I like to know my crew. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

File location
Response
Reply R29, from link 3
Wheel string
151905
Spoken string
151873
Conditional
Function 5623, parameter 0
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can see where this is going. You did a background check on me, didn't you? Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told the captain.E32 · string 151840
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou want me as your pilot. I'm not good. I'm not even great. I'm the best damn helmsman in the Alliance fleet!E33 · string 151841
Continues at: Top of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.
InvestigateChoice 4

Wheel

Personal history

Shepard says

How'd you end up joining the Alliance?

File location
Response
Reply R39, from link 4
Wheel string
151906
Spoken string
151883
Conditional
Function 5624, parameter 1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauIf you're looking for an inspirational tale of the crippled kid overcoming impossible odds, you're going to be disappointed.E40 · string 152162 · transition 4850:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMy mother was a civilian contractor working for the Alliance. I basically grew up on the Arcturus station, back when they were building up the fleets.E41 · string 152163
Continues at: Spend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.
InvestigateChoice 5

Wheel

Ship Status Report

Shepard says

How's the Normandy performing? Is she everything they said she'd be?

File location
Response
Reply R42, from link 5
Wheel string
151907
Spoken string
151884
Jeff “Joker” MoreauShe's the best ship in the fleet... if you've got a pilot who knows how to handle her.E43 · string 152165 · transition 3412:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe balance isn't what you'd expect. Takes a while to get used to that oversized drive core we got stuffed in the back. Her power can sneak up on you if you're not careful.E44 · string 152081
Continues at: The Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

This isn't a game.

Shepard says

We're not playing tag, Joker. If they catch us, Saren wins. And we're all dead.

File location
Response
Reply R3, from link 2
Wheel string
151901
Spoken string
151864
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI bet you are the life of the party, Commander. So, you need something?E4 · string 1518316 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
InvestigateChoice 3

Wheel

Let's talk.

Shepard says

I want to ask you some questions.

File location
Response
Reply R4, from link 3
Wheel string
151902
Spoken string
151865
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSure, Commander. Fire away.E5 · string 1518326 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 4

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 4
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. I know it couldn't have been easy for you down there.E6 · string 151823 · conditional 1210:-1 · transition 4040:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I'm sorry, sir. I don't know if I could have done it.E7 · string 151824 · conditional 143:-13 choices
DisagreeChoice 1

Wheel

That's why I'm in charge.

Shepard says

Sometimes making the tough choice is the only way a mission can succeed.

File location
Response
Reply R7, from link 1
Wheel string
151895
Spoken string
151858
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI'm not blaming you, Commander. I'm just... it's hard, you know.E9 · string 1518262 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Are you all right?

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 1
Wheel string
152171
Spoken string
151861
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

We have to move on.

Shepard says

Saren's still out there, Joker. Hold it together. We need you.

File location
Response
Reply R9, from link 2
Wheel string
151898
Spoken string
151861
Jeff “Joker” MoreauMaking the call between Alenko and Williams must have been... I-- I'm sorry, ma'am. I just don't know if I could have done it.E8 · string 1518253 choices
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI prefer gold to silver. You know, for my medal. I figured you'd recommend me for one since I pulled your, uh, boots out of the fire.E12 · string 151815 · conditional 1207:-1 · transition 4037:-13 choices
HostileChoice 1

Wheel

Earning medals is hard.

Shepard says

Saving my "boots" from burning lava is part of your job, Joker. We don't give medals to soldiers for doing their jobs.

File location
Response
Reply R10, from link 1
Wheel string
151886
Spoken string
151849
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, figures. Just get me a nice card and a cake. No coconut, though. I hate that crap.E13 · string 151816
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSo, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?E16 · string 1518196 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
FriendlyChoice 2

Wheel

You sure you want that?

Shepard says

If we present you with a medal, you'll end up sitting on stage listening to politicians make speeches for a couple hours.

File location
Response
Reply R12, from link 2
Wheel string
151887
Spoken string
151851
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThat's a good point. They'd probably make me shave, too. I spent the last seven weeks working on this baby. No medal's worth that.E14 · string 151817
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

That's not why I'm here.

Shepard says

I want to talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R14, from link 3
Wheel string
151888
Spoken string
151853
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOh, I get it. It's supposed to be a surprise. Don't worry. When they pin it on my chest, I'll pretend I had no idea it was coming.E15 · string 151818
Continues at: So, Commander, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBoy am I glad to be off Noveria. I don't know which was worse: the cold or the corporations.E17 · string 151820 · conditional 1209:-1 · transition 4039:-1
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOne will freeze your balls off, the other will sell 'em out from under you. With all due respect, Commander.E18 · string 1518216 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauAh, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.E19 · string 151822 · conditional 1208:-1 · transition 4038:-16 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauCommander. Something you need?E20 · string 902946 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauHey, I worked my ass off in flight school, Commander. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot.E23 · string 151836
Jeff “Joker” MoreauBy the end of the year, I was the best pilot in the Academy. Even better than the instructors. And everybody knew it.E24 · string 151837
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThey'd all gotten their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.E25 · string 1518385 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauA hundred years ago, I wouldn't have survived past my first year. Lucky for me, modern medical science has turned me into a productive member of society.E28 · string 1520753 choices
FriendlyChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152090
Spoken string
152084
Jeff “Joker” MoreauWhatever you want, Commander.E29 · string 1520765 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
HostileChoice 2

Wheel

How do you do your job?

Shepard says

You're not going to break a bone trying to fly the ship, are you?

File location
Response
Reply R27, from link 2
Wheel string
152091
Spoken string
152085
Jeff “Joker” MoreauUh, I don't fly with my feet, Commander. So I'm fine as long as I'm in this chair. I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a piss, though.E30 · string 152077
Jeff “Joker” MoreauI can do my job as well as anyone else on the ship. Better, actually. So don't worry about it.E31 · string 1520792 choices
InvestigateChoice 1

Wheel

Let's change topics.

Shepard says

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else.

File location
Response
Reply R26, from link 1
Wheel string
152094
Spoken string
152084
Continues at: Whatever you want, Commander.
DefaultChoice 2

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 2
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
DefaultChoice 3

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 3
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauTop of my class in flight school? I earned that. All those commendations in my file? I earned every single one. Those weren't given to me as charity for my disease.E34 · string 1518423 choices
AgreeChoice 1

Wheel

I didn't mean to insult you.

Shepard says

I'm sorry, Joker. I didn't even know you were sick.

File location
Response
Reply R32, from link 1
Wheel string
151915
Spoken string
151876
Jeff “Joker” MoreauYou mean-- You mean you didn't know? Ah, crap.E35 · string 151843
Jeff “Joker” MoreauOkay... I've got Vrolik's Syndrome. Brittle bone disease. The bones in my legs never developed properly. They're basically hollow. Too much force and they'll shatter.E37 · string 151845
Jeff “Joker” MoreauEven with crutches and my leg braces it's hard to get around. One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic! But I've learned to manage my condition, Commander.E38 · string 151846
Jeff “Joker” MoreauPut the Normandy in my hands and I'll make her dance for you. Just don't ask me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shin bones.E39 · string 151847 · transition 4042:-15 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauSpend all that time around Alliance ships and there's a good chance you'll end up going to the Academy.E42 · string 1521645 choices
DefaultChoice 5

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 5
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297
Jeff “Joker” MoreauThe Normandy's probably too much ship for your average Alliance pilot, Commander. Lucky for you, I'm anything but average.E45 · string 1521666 choices
DefaultChoice 6

Wheel

Goodbye.

Shepard says

I have to go.

File location
Response
Reply R45, from link 6
Wheel string
90307
Spoken string
90297

Additional dialogue records

Aleutsk Valley — Main area — Design, gameplay, and Kismet logicBIOA_ICE25_00_DSG

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #32 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #32 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #32 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #32 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #32 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #32 · Raw speaker Owner

BIOA_LAV00

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #32 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #32 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #32 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #32 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #32 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #32 · Raw speaker Owner

Normandy Interior — Streamed subarea — Design, gameplay, and Kismet logicBIOA_NOR10_01_DSG

Jeff “Joker” Moreau6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #45 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #45 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #45 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #45 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #45 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #45 · Raw speaker Owner

Normandy Interior — Streamed subarea — Design, gameplay, and Kismet logicBIOA_NOR10_03_DSG

Jeff “Joker” Moreau6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #58 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #58 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #58 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #58 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #58 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #58 · Raw speaker Owner

Klensal — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC10_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Xawin — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC11_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Mavigon — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC13_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Antibaar — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC17_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Trebin — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC20_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Rayingri — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC21_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Altahe — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC24_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Edolus — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC25_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Chohe — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC30_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Amaranthine — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC31_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Nonuel — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC42_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Luna — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC51_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Asteroid X57 — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC52_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Agebinium — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC53_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Presrop — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC54_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Solcrum — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC55_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Tuntau — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC61_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Nepheron — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC62_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Metgos — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC71_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Nepmos — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC73_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Nodacrux — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC80_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Chasca — Planet surface — Level layoutBIOA_UNC81_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Ontarom — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC82_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Casbin — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC83_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Eletania — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC84_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Sharjila — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC90_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Binthu — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC92_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

Maji — Main area — Level layoutBIOA_UNC93_00_LAY

Owner6 lines
Don't worry; I won't let you down. I want to be there when you make that son of a bitch pay!

String 151827 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

I'll be okay, Commander. I just need some time.

String 151833 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

All right. See ya.

String 90295 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You're heading off the scanners, Commander.

String 159701 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You need to turn back, Commander. You're going beyond the range of the operational area.

String 149841 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner

You went right off the scanners, Commander. Now we have to bring you back.

String 149842 · 32 known contexts · Export #31 · Raw speaker Owner